Pizza night is a sacred weekly event in our house. Skipping pizza night is cause for mutiny. The homemade beer dough is split three ways and we each make our own individual pizza – or calzone in Hannah’s case. I often cannot finish my pizza, so I wrap up the personally crafted pizza (topped with pepperoni, olives, roasted red peppers and pine nuts) and tuck it in the fridge.

Only to find, that when I return for said pizza, it’s gone. No where to be found. Clearly we have a Pizza Poacher in the house.

Who ate my pizza?” I ask (okay bellow). Paul boldly replies with statements like:

  • “I rescued it.”
  • “You abandoned it.”
  • “It was lonely.”

What is the statute of limitation before my option on my leftover pizza expires? Does anyone else see the wrongness of this? The violation?

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This is what it has come to at my house. Absolutely no Pizza Poaching with out express permission!